PFL – Week 4 recap

Offal Team and Durty Whores remain unbeaten, while Donkey Punchers have yet to win a game.

 

Offal Team 2040

On My Knees 1665

Effortless toppling of On My Knees. Forte with 516. Jets D, Percy, Cen Ben, and Hester were all over 200 points.

On My Knees

Tom Brady – 210 of course
Steve Smith – 362 vs the Bears defense
Ray Rice – 320 vs. the Jets defense, which is honestly quite a surprise. What happened to the Jets defense?
Sidney Rice – 218  This is a miracle. How many of you have anybody for the Seahawks in your starting lineup?
Detroit D – 217 vs. the Cowboys. Go Detroit.

 

RalphWiggum AllStars 1474

Hoggetowne Mafia 1738

Gostkowski won his matchup again, so I feel that Wiggum should have won. A kicker winning his battle week after week is the key to making the playoffs. The rest of the Wiggum squad is apparently not committed to victory. This team is like the 2011 Eagles in that they are less than the sum of their parts. Jimmy Graham 324 pts. is the top TE in all of football right now. Schaub walked into a bad situation this week when the Texans faced the Steelers on the road. Not having Andre Johnson for much of the game didn’t help matters either. It looked like Johnson’s hammy injury could be quite serious. Vincent Jackson put up 276 vs. the pathetic Dolphins, and that’s all I have to say about Wiggum.

Mafia 

Baltimore D had a great week. Tono Romo had a good fantasy week at least. Michael Turner had a good time vs. the Seahawks, and Willis McGahee continues to impress. Have I mentioned he was cut by the Ravens? Good for him, as he has plenty of children to support.

To see McGahee continue his career is amazing. After watching this, I thought his career was finished, and this was back in College!

 

WanderLust 1745

एक सौ गज की दूरी 1583

 

Wanderlust

 

एक सौ गज की दूरी

Fatal Plus 1828

Pigfuckers 1625

 

Is this a mistake?

Fatal Plus was victorious? How is this possible?

Fatal Plus

Holy shit! Your WR went off!

952 points from the WR spot is just insane.

 

 

Pigfuckers

Guess that David Nelson thing didn’t work out for ya? Heath Miller is lookin’ good too. I think from a strategic standpoint you need to bench Miller. That way, he can have a good week, score some touchdowns and get back on track. Just think about it. If not for Aaron Rodgers 601 this week would have been a total disaster.

 

DURTY WHORES 1996

Donkey Punchers 1561

WHORES

Good to have Foster back, I see. That sort of day vs. the Steelers in their own crib is impressive.

Donkey

Pretty damn close to the overall Yahoo projection. With essentially two players contributing nothing, the overall team scoring was good this week, with Vick leading the way.

GvilleGreen 1651

Swamp Kings 1172

Go Gville! Bite that titty!

 

Green

I was going to make the LeGarrette weed reference to go along with Gville Green. It fits perfectly. When searching for a picture to post as well (I assumed somebody had already Photoshopped LeGarrette smoking a blunt) I discovered this:

Matt Neustadt says he was just trying to be funny.

After drafting his fantasy football team on Yahoo, he racked his brain for a clever team name.

The Lombard resident looked over his roster and zeroed in on one of his starting running backs, LeGarrette Blount of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Neustadt chuckled.

Blount pronounces his last name “blunt,” which anyone with a subscription to High Times knows is slang for a hollowed-out cigar stuffed with cannabis.

Seizing on the phonetic similarity, Neustadt named his fantasy team “I Smoke LeGarrette Blounts.”

For the avatar attached to his team, Neustadt scoured the Internet and found a picture of an elderly woman smoking a gigantic marijuana cigarette. The picture bore the caption “Granny’s Smokin The Weed.”

“Part of fantasy football is to come up with a clever name and attach a funny photo,” said Neustadt, 24.

But humor is in the eye of the beholder, and Yahoo did not find Neustadt’s choice of avatar funny.

On Sept. 12, Yahoo froze Neustadt’s email account and barred access to his fantasy football team.

 

That article was found on selfish-indulgence.com and the best part of the article was accompanying picture:

Swamp Queens

 

Swamp sucks balls. It’s like On My Knees stole all their draft picks or something.

Flacco – 10 for 31 passing. 32% completions is highly unusual.

You better hope that Megatron doesn’t get hurt.

Boldin – 56 points. See Flacco above.

Tim Hightower – 8 rushes, 24 yards.

Was there some sort of team-wide agreement to suck this week. Next week when you face Offal, I’m sure all these problems will be corrected.
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Sorry to be so late again this week, especially with a half ass effort such as this newsletter. Hope you do not mind the lack of content. However, I can’t be sure anyone has even reads this shit. You do realize there’s a comment box at the bottom? You don’t even have to give your real name or email address. Perhaps I should ramp up the personal insults until someone is forced to defend themselves? Fuckers.